Kiryu: Both reality warpers have been analyzed, so you know what that means.
Gwangi: It’s time for a Death Battle!!!
Ponyville was in absolute chaos. Literally.
Buildings floated around like balloons, the ground had a wide variety of colors that didn’t match at all, clouds made of cotton candy rained chocolate milk and pies, and fish swam freely through the air.
What was responsible? Simple.
The chimera gazed upon his work with a pleased smile, leaning back in his throne as cotton candy clouds rained chocolate milk around him, Discord absent-mindedly having them also rain priceless glass cups that exploded into confetti upon hitting the ground. At that moment, Princess Celestia and Luna approached from behind, the Elements of Harmony tucked away in their bags. Discord’s throne suddenly spun around to face the Princesses as Discord laughed.
“Oh, this is so much fun! How about a game of Pin the Tail on the Pony?” Discord then lifted up Celestia’s tail as he said this, the Sun Princess seeing with a gasp that he had removed it straight from her rump.
“Playtime’s over for you, Discord!” Celestia stated as her tail was inexplicably returned to her.
“Oh, I doubt that,” Discord replied, suddenly having a bag of Plunder Seeds in his lion paw as he happily ate the seeds, before offering the bag to the Princesses. “Hungry?” Celestia and Luna simply glared at Discord, though, even as several of the Plunder Seeds bounced off their heads. “Suit yourselves,” Discord said, before shoving a handful of seeds into his mouth.
Her horn glowing golden, Celestia opened up her bag and pulled out the Elements of Harmony, Luna doing the same. Taking notice of this, Discord leaned forward with interest.
“Oh, what have you got there?”
“The Elements of Harmony,” Celestia stated as the Elements began spinning around her and Luna, generating an energy shield around the two.
“With them we shall defeat you, Discord!” Luna declared, the Princesses ready to stop Discord’s reign of chaos once and for all.
That shout broke the Princesses’ concentration as they looked behind in surprise, Discord looking forward as he searched for the source of the voice. In the distance, a dust cloud was being generated, the source being Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo riding atop Jelly Jiggler, using the sentient jelly as a means of sliding across the multicolored ground at great speeds, Don Patch standing atop Bobobo’s shoulder. Celestia and Luna quickly flew upwards as Bobobo quickly reached their standing point, skidding to a halt as he stood up, resting his foot firmly atop Jelly Jiggler’s head and shoving his face into the dirt. “Alright, this must be it,” Bobobo decreed as he looked around, Jelly Jiggler struggling beneath him.
“Well, well, well,” Discord said with immediate interest at the sight of the afro-wearing man before him. “And who might you be?”
“Huh?” Bobobo said, looking behind himself in confusion. “Who’s he talking to?”
“I’m talking to you, afro boy.”
“Oh, me? My real name is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo! Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, but call me Bobobo, got it guy?”
“Bobobo, eh? Interesting,” Discord said in amusement as he stood up from his throne. “I’m Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. Now what, pray tell, brings you here?”
“I came here to stop all this havoc,” Bobobo stated. “Your little shin-dig is coming to an end.”
“Oh, do you have the same intentions as the Princesses?” Discord asked, feeling a bit disappointed. “Their ways of stopping me are just so dull. With you, though, I think I can have a lot more fun with you.”
“I’ll stop you anyway I can,” Bobobo declared. “So get ready to have your jig end!”
“Oh, so you’re more eager to do it the fun way? Very well then. Celestia and Luna were disappointing, so I hope you can do better.”
Celestia and Luna watched from the sky as Discord and Bobobo squared off. “Sister, shouldn’t we try to stop Discord now when we have the chance?” Luna asked.
“No Luna,” Celestia replied. “I feel that this is a battle this newcomer must fight on his own. I just hope he is able to defeat Discord.”
Discord and Bobobo glared at one another, Discord grinning whilst Bobobo bared his teeth in anger. Both knew fully well about what was to come.
There would be a brawl.
And it would be epic.
Kiryu: Hold up!
*Kiryu starts playing Wild Challenger*
Kiryu: Alright, FIGHT!!!
Bobobo immediately lunged at Discord, his nosehairs flying forward as his fist was stretched forward to meet Discord’s face. Discord promptly teleported away, though, and reappeared behind Bobobo, before he snapped his fingers, causing Bobobo’s legs to vanish, Bobobo falling down as Discord laughed. “Why don’t you give your legs a rest for a while?” Discord asked as he put away Bobobo’s legs in a suitcase.
“So what? Who needs legs?” Bobobo responded, before his lower body was now a tank, Bobobo wearing a soldier’s helmet as an armada of tanks stood side-by-side with him, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler included. “Men! Fire at will!”
“Hold on, guys!” Discord said as he held up his hands. “He said fire at Will, not me!” The tanks then opened fire upon Discord, engulfing him in smoke as he was pelted with explosions. When the smoke cleared, however, it become obvious that no damage at all had been done to the chimera.
The jaws of Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler dropped as the trio let out a simultaneous “WHAAAAAT???” Discord laughed loudly at their reactions as he walked forward.
“Sorry boys, but it's gonna take a lot more than just a few fancy explosions to stop me.”
“So what?” Bobobo said as he jumped up, his legs now inexplicably back where they should be as Bobobo grabbed hold of Don Patch's head. “I will do everything I can do defeat you!”
“What are you doing?” Don Patch could only ask as Bobobo kept his grip on Don Patch's head.
“I'm gonna pound me a new sword!” Bobobo yelled as he punched away atop Don Patch's head, causing his head to sprout a series of lumps. Bobobo then grabbed Don Patch's legs as he lifted up Don Patch and wielded him like a sword. “Now then,” Bobobo said. “Fear my lumpy sword!”
“I'm twee years old!” Don Patch said as Bobobo charged at Discord, only for the draconequus to suddenly slip around behind Bobobo faster than the afro man could predict. Discord then snapped his fingers, creating an anvil that landed atop Bobobo's head.
“Ow! You jerk!” Bobobo's afro yelled, much to Discord's surprise. “How dare you hit me like that!”
“You'll pay for that, you fiend!” Bobobo yelled, spinning around and slamming Don Patch facefirst into Discord's own.
“Hey, hold on!” Don Patch said as he pulled down his lumps. “You made all these lumps, at least use them as a sword, not my face!”
Discord just flicked Don Patch aside with his lion finger as he stood smiling. “Your attempts to stop me are amusing, but it's clear you're fighting in vain.”
“Oh yeah?” Bobobo countered. “I still got plenty of tricks left!” Bobobo then leaped behind Jelly Jiggler as he pulled his fist back. “Take this! Jelly Jiggler Magnum!”
Bobobo then punched the back of Jelly Jiggler's head, the blow so great that Bobobo's fist ended up going straight through Jelly's head like, well, jelly, sending the poor jelly man's face flying forward with a scream, the makeshift projectile headed straight for Discord...
...Only for the draconequus to sidestep the shot.
“Is that all?” Discord said with a sly grin. “You used your own friend for an attack in vain?”
“I'm not done yet, not by a long shot!” Bobobo yelled, before he punched away through Jelly Jiggler's body, sending a spray of fist-sized jelly shots at Discord, bombarding him with lychee-flavored projectiles.
“Now take this!” Bobobo shouted as he wrapped up his assault by flinging Jelly's hole-filled body at Discord, the body smacking of the chimera's face. Discord just grinned as he tossed aside Jelly's body.
“Hey, wait, that's my body!” Jelly Jiggler's face yelled as he watched his body fly away.
“Why don't you just give up, Bobobo?” Discord taunted. “You clearly can't best me, even with your friends.”
Bobobo clenched his teeth in anger as he stood tall. “There's no way I'm gonna give up now! I'll take you down no matter what!” Bobobo then charged straight at Discord, yelling out loud as he came at his chaotic foe.
Discord just laughed as he watched Bobobo's approach. “You should see yourself right now. The expression on your face. So intense! So sure of yourself! Hilarious! Hahahaha-”
Discord was promptly cut off as Bobobo punched him firmly across the face in a fierce right hook. The blow was so powerful it knocked Discord clear off his feet, the draconequus flying across the multicolored land before crashing head-on into a floating house, smashing it apart and sending debris plummeting to the ground.
Celestia and Luna stared in shock at this, their mouths hanging open as they watched. “Unbelievable!” Luna managed to say. “Is that creature really that powerful?”
“It would appear so,” Celestia said. “Perhaps he will be the one to stop Discord.”
Discord sat up as he looked towards Bobobo, rubbing his chin in shock at the strength of the blow. The punch hadn't really hurt him, but the sheer force behind it was certainly concerning. “Well then,” Discord said as he stood up. “It appears you're stronger than I had expected. But now I see that I must put you back into your place.”
“Just go ahead and try!” Bobobo said defiantely. “I'll take you on no matter what!”
“Very well, then,” Discord said, before he teleported down in front of Bobobo. “Let's see what you can do.”
Celestia and Luna watched from a safe distance in the sky, knowing better than to interfere, for this was where the real battle would begin.
Bobobo immediately charged at Discord, skiing on a pair of tissue boxes as the man attempted to close the distance, only for Discord to fly upwards, easily avoiding the charge. The draconequus snapped his eagle fingers, causing a series of cotton candy clouds to appear above Bobobo and fire upon him with lightnings bolts made of chocolate. When the smoke cleared, though, Bobobo remained standing, having plugged a cord into one of the clouds and using it to power the computer he was typing on.
Bobobo then took the computer and aimed it at Discord, firing a stream of birds at the draconequus. Discord was relentlessly pummeled by blue jays, crows, ostriches, kiwis, and all other sorts of avians until the spirit of chaos decided he had enough. With a snap of his lion fingers, Discord turned the birds into slices of bread, with the computer Bobobo wielded becoming a loaf.
Growling, Bobobo struck a pose as golden energy surrounded him. “Super Fist of the Nose Hair!” The afro warrior yelled.
“Super Fist?” Discord asked. “What's that?”
“It's how I'm gonna beat you, that's what!” Bobobo's nose hairs then shot forward, taking Discord by surprise, before the draconequus was whipped and beaten by the whip-like hairs.
“Pummel This Monster Till He Cries For Mommy!” Bobobo shouted as his Super Fist did its work. By the time the attack was finished, though, Discord remained standing, a grin on his face.
“Was that supposed to do something?” The chimera mocked, Bobobo growling in anger.
“I ain't done yet, not by a long shot!” Bobobo yelled, before he flung a pie at Discord. The draconequus merely caught the pastry with his lion paw, smiling as he looked at Bobobo.
“A pie? Really? That's the best you could do-” Discord was cut off when Bobobo's fist burst from the pie, punching Discord hard in the face and making his eyes bug out.
“See what I mean?” Bobobo said, before he swung an orca around by its tail, swatting Discord into the sky.
“Hahaha, you're certainly creative!” Discord said with a laugh. “I almost feel bad about having to kill you. Almost.” Discord then raised up his eagle hand as it glowed with magic, before Bobobo found himself being caught in a magical grip, the man struggling as he was brought up towards Discord.
“You would look nice as a vase,” The draconequus said, before with a snap of his fingers, Bobobo became a blue crystal vase, just like that.
“Hmm,” Discord said as he put the vase on a table that was floating upside down. “It looks great here.”
“Oh yes, I love it,” Bobobo said as he stood next to Discord, wearing a business suit as he took pictures of the vase with a camera. “Very decorative.”
“Why thank you- Wait, how are you-?” Before Discord could finish his sentence, Bobobo slammed the camera into the draconequus' face, causing the camera to explode in a spray of sardines.
“You can keep your pictures!” Bobobo yelled as he kicked Discord hard in the stomach, sending the Spirit of Chaos flying away.
“Well!” Discord said as he sat up from the ground. “Talk about unpredictability! I may have underestimated you, but now let's see what you're afraid of.”
Standing up, Discord's eyes glowed green with purple mist emerging from the sides, before he fired a purple energy beam from his lion paw at Bobobo, striking him in the chest as dark crystals emerged. Before Bobobo could try and counter it, the crystals completely engulfed him, leaving only his head exposed.
Gwangi: Wait, could Discord use Sombra's dark magic?
Kiryu: Celestia could, so why not Discord?
Discord approached the struggling Bobobo with a grin, before he grabbed the top of Bobobo's afro and looked into his eyes, causing green energy to flow into the man's eyes. Discord backed off with a grin as he watched Bobobo's reaction to the fear-inducing magic.
“Wha-What's happening? Oh no! No that! Please! I can't bear to play basketball with kangaroos!”
Discord laughed with glee at Bobobo's predicament, as Celestia and Luna watched in anger.
“It looks like we have no choice,” Luna said. “We must stop Discord ourselves while we have the chance-”
While Discord was laughing, the draconequus felt someone poking him in the shoulder. Discord turned around...
...And was promptly punched across the face by Bobobo, sending him crashing into another floating house.
“I ain't gonna be a fraidy cat this time around!” Bobobo said as he now wore a black and white cat suit. Just as Discord started to emerge from the house with a shake of his head, Bobobo pounced on him and started clawing the draconequus all over his body.
“Super Fist of the Nose Hair! Kitty Cat Storm!” Bobobo yelled as he now became a blur, clawing Discord everywhere as the chimera flailed around. After a moment, Discord snapped his fingers, causing Bobobo to disappear in a flash. Sighing in relief as he was now covered head to toe in claw marks, Discord turned around...
...And received Bobobo's foot planting itself firmly into his face as Bobobo now wore a karate outfit with a black belt.
“Never let your guard down!” Bobobo shouted as Discord flew away from the kick. “You may never know when somebody will kick you in the face!”
Discord landed on his feet as he looked at Bobobo with a smile of all things. “You're the most random, bizarre, and crazy critter I've ever seen...I knew there was a reason I'd enjoy fighting you so much!”
Bobobo's afro opened up, as King Kong emerged with his arms crossed. “The problem with this world is that everyone's a few drinks behind,” Kong said, before the ape suddenly burst open as a rainbow came flying out singing Habenera. Discord and Bobobo promptly started Can Can dancing as the rainbow spun around the two, until the rainbow flew into the sky and exploded as goats fell everywhere.
Bobobo then kicked Discord high into the air, before placing a pile of TNT where the draconequus would land. But as soon as Discord landed, the TNT became a T-rex, roaring loudly as he bit Discord and shook him like crazy. The T-rex then flung Discord through a tree, breaking it in half as the tree screamed in agony before collapsing with a 'ded' as blood pooled beneath it.
Discord and Bobobo locked hands with one another and struggled to overpower each other. Soon, though, Discord found himself being quickly overwhelmed by Bobobo's superior strength, before the man grabbed the draconequus by the back of his head and slammed his face into a pile of mushed carrots.
“Eat up!” Bobobo yelled as he shoved Discord's face in deeper. “You need the carrots to improve your eyes!”
“Oh, like this?” Discord then lifted his head up and looked at Bobobo, shooting laser beams from his eyes that sent Bobobo flying away.
“Exactly!” Bobobo just responded, before he tossed a grenade at Discord, the grenade going off in an explosion of Timberwolves that sent Discord flying upwards. Bobobo then jumped after his chimeric foe, whipping him repeatedly with his nose hairs, before with one final blow to wrap up his assault, the man sent the draconequus crashing to the ground.
By this point, any normal being would've been left quivering in pain, unable to rise as Bobobo would finish them off. However, Discord still rose like nothing happened, the Spirit of Chaos watching as Bobobo stood ahead of him with his arms crossed.
“Hmm,” Discord said. “You're tougher than you look.”
“And more handsome than I look,” Bobobo responded.
“But I'm not done yet.” Discord's lion paw glowed with magic, as Bobobo found himself once more being lifted into the air surrounded by magic. “Let's see how you look as a little baby.” Discord snapped his fingers, causing a bright flash to engulf Bobobo...
...Only to reveal Bobobo as a scientist writing on a chalkboard.
“Now then, class,” Bobobo said as he wrote on the chalkboard. “Who here can tell me the answer to this problem?” Bobobo then stepped aside to reveal the problem: 2 X 6.
“Heh, 12,” Discord said with a smug grin.
“Wrong!” Bobobo yelled as he punched Discord across the face, then grabbed the chalkboard. “The real answer is...” Bobobo then tore off the chalkboard like paper, revealing a wolverine behind the board. “A wolverine!”
The wolverine then stood up as claws sprouted from his wrists. “Lights out, punks,” The wolverine said, before he spun like a top, slicing away at Discord and Bobobo.
The wolverine jumped away as Discord fell to the ground in many little pieces. “I'm beside myself!” Discord just said.
“You just don't stack up right!” Bobobo responded.
Discord then stood up as he glared at Bobobo. His hands glowing with magic, the draconequus opened fire with energy beams from his palms, each shot sending Bobobo flying about, until finally, Discord snapped his fingers, causing a mountain to come crashing down upon Bobobo.
“That should take care of you,” Discord said with a smug grin.
His grin was replaced with a look of surprise as the mountain shattered to bits, Bobobo standing tall as a large drill retracted into his afro. “Well?” Bobobo just said with a smirk.
Discord then snapped his fingers again, causing a manticore to appear in front of the chimera. Roaring, the manticore charged at Bobobo, leaping through the air and aiming to come down upon the man...
...Only for a T-rex to emerge from Bobobo's afro and bite down on the manticore's head.
“The strong prey upon the weak,” Bobobo just said as the T-rex shook the manticore around and tossed him away.
I don't believe this, Discord thought to himself in shock. He's countering my every move. Nopony's ever done that before.
Before Discord could try anything else, Bobobo started talking: “I'm gonna need some more power to take you out! And I have just the thing!” Bobobo's afro opened up, before a jacket was tossed out, Bobobo snatching the jacket and putting it on as he glared at Discord.
“Now I'm sure to take you out!” Bobobo declared as he took a fighting pose.
“Fine then,” Discord just said with a growl. “If you really think you can beat me, go ahead and try.”
Bobobo's nose hairs shot forward, only for Discord to flatten to the ground, the nose hairs flying overhead. Discord then flew at Bobobo, kicking him hard in the stomach with his dragon foot and sending the man falling onto his back. Discord then snapped his fingers, causing plunder vines to burst from the ground, the vines wrapping around Bobobo's body and pinning him to the ground.
“Let's see you try and stop my plunder vines,” Discord said with his arms crossed as more plunder vines emerged to ensnare Bobobo. Growling, Bobobo broke free from the vines holding him down, before he jumped into the sky.
“I'll become three times hotter than the sun to melt these vines!” Bobobo yelled as his body started glowing brightly. “Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Three!” Just like that, Bobobo became the number 3 while still retaining his shades.
To everyone's shock, Bobobo's glowing heat was so great that the vines, indeed, melted into a puddle. Why the entire planet didn't instantly become incinerated taking into account how close Bobobo was with that power is anyone's guess.
“I don't believe this,” Discord exclaimed in shock. “How are you able to keep countering my power?!”
“You wanna know why?” Bobobo stated. “Because I'm Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo! And with the power of Wiggin' Out, I'll never let my enemy's power get the best of me!”
“Don't think this is over yet!” Discord said as he snapped his fingers, causing Bobobo's hands to be caught in handcuffs. “I won't let you stop me from making this land the chaos capital of the world!”
Bobobo just broke the handcuffs apart with ease as he faced Discord. “A hardy one, eh? You know what this calls for?”
“A party?” Discord asked as he wore a birthday hat and held a cake in his right paw.
“Better than that!” Bobobo responded, before he swung his hands into the sky. “A trip to Bobobo World!” And with that statement, the environment around the combatants changed into a large field surrounded by trees, and flowers growing everywhere.
“Here everything's under my control!” Bobobo said. “So you best get used to it. Oh, and your powers won't work here, so I would just try to adapt.”
“Heh, so you say,” Discord said with a sly grin. “How about I turn this place into a giant soup bowl?” Discord raised up his lion paw and snapped his fingers...
“Uh, I said 'how about I turn this place into a giant soup bowl'!” Discord started repeatedly snapping his fingers, but with no luck. Shocked, Discord looked at Bobobo, who was just picking his nose.
“See?” Bobobo said as he pulled his finger out, revealing a pigeon that flew away. “You're powerless here. Oh, and don't look behind you.”
Like an idiot, Discord turned around...
“You looked!” Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler yelled, before they started smacking Discord around and around with folded up fans. After a moment, the duo kicked Discord in the stomach, sending the draconequus flying towards Bobobo. The man was already prepared as he pushed down on a TNT detonator, causing a giant fist to burst from the ground and punch Discord into the sky.
“We're gonna have some real fun, ya hear me?” King Nosehair said as he came down from the sky riding a bicycle, ramming into Discord and sending him smacking into the ground. Discord managed to get to his feet, but Bobobo pulled out a massive rocket launcher and aimed it straight at Discord's head...
...And shot out a flag that said “BANG!”
Discord just looked at the flag with a laugh, only for Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler to fire a Kamehameha upon the Spirit of Chaos.
“Alright, boys and girls,” King Nosehair as he clapped his hands. “It's storytime!”
Bobobo, Don, and Jelly all sat in front of King Nosehair, Bobobo holding Discord tightly by the waist. King Nosehair then opened up a blue book and started reading it:
“Once upon a time, the end.”
“...That's it?” Discord asked.
“Of course it is!” Bobobo yelled as he started beating Discord with a trout. “Don't be so rude about it!”
“You can keep this book if ya want!” King Nosehair said as he flung the book at Discord, the book smacking off the draconequus' face. Discord just picked up the book and read it, only for Foxy's face to pop out with a scream, biting Discord's nose with a honk.
“Stampede!” Jelly Jiggler yelled, before he was trampled beneath a massive herd of refrigerators. Yelping, Discord turned and started running for his life, but the appliances quickly caught up with him and started trampling him nonstop.
Several hours later...
Discord was still being trampled by the refrigerators, Bobobo sitting in midair above the stampede as he drank soda and read a comic book. After a moment, the man looked at a watch on his wrist, before he stood up.
“Okay, that's enough!” Bobobo yelled as he tossed a giant paper airplane to the ground, the airplane going off like a nuke and exploding outwards in a mushroom cloud, sending Discord, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and King Nosehair flying away screaming.
Discord landed hard on his back as the scenery changed back into Ponyville, Bobobo standing a fair distance away with his back turned to the draconequus and his hands in his pockets. “I must say,” Bobobo said. “You were a good opponent. But all good things must come to an end.”
“I-I can't lose to you!” Discord managed to say as he struggled to rise. “I won't let you win!”
“Oh yeah?” Bobobo said as he took a combat pose with golden energy swirling around him. “Super Fist of the Nose Hair!” Bobobo's nose hairs shot forward, wrapping around Discord and lifting him up.
“Time To Take Out The Trash!” Bobobo then started raising Discord into the sky, quickly picking up speed all the while. Discord found himself being smashed through the entire solar system, including the sun and moon, and just as the draconequus was smashed through Pluto, he was suddenly yanked back, once again plowing through the solar system.
Discord was being pulled at light speeds as he was smashed facefirst into the ground. Not stopping there, Discord was shoved deep into the ground, Bobobo's nose hairs carrying the Spirit of Chaos all the way down into Tartarus. Here Discord was finally released, the draconequus flying into a conveniently placed cage atop a large mountain, the cage closing shut as Discord fell in. Slumping down, Discord promptly passed out with pupiless eyes.
Bobobo just watched the hole with his hands on his hips as Ponyville reverted back to normal, all the chaotic things Discord caused disappearing and being repaired. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna flew down in front of Bobobo with a smile.
“Thank you so much for stopping Discord,” Celestia said. “We're truly grateful for your help.”
“Would you like to join us in celebration of Discord's defeat?” Luna asked.
“Hmm,” Bobobo said. “Why not? That could be fun.”
“Festival!” Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler yelled, the two jumping around wearing tribal clothing.
“We're gonna have the party of our lives!” Bobobo sang as he danced around shaking maracas and wearing Mexican clothing.
Celestia and Luna just blinked in surprise at this. “Good thing he's on our side,” Celestia just said.
Gwangi:...It's over. It's finally OVER! We never have to hear from it again!!!
Kiryu: This was a very tough call. Discord and Bobobo were pretty much even in their reality warping, being able to do anything they wanted whenever they wanted.
Gwangi: But there were several reasons why Bobobo came out on top. Firstly, Discord being too cocky of himself left him unsuspecting of Bobobo's randomness. And Bobobo seems to be even MORE unpredictable than the likes of Discord.
Kiryu: Bobobo's history of turning himself into whatever he wants and being able to counter anything his opponents threw at him meant that it was extremely unlikely that Discord could win by turning him into whatever he wanted.
Gwangi: This also means that Discord wouldn't be able to win by 'Discording' Bobobo. That would therefore leave Discord unable to win with his main methds of beating his opponents, which already left him screwed from the start.
Kiryu: And we've also analyzed their strength, speed, and durability to see who is superior.
Gwangi: This one's obvious. Bobobo is just WAY stronger than the likes of Discord. I mean, c'mon, he destroyed the sun with a single freakin' punch, for crying out loud!
Kiryu: Meanwhile, the only feats of strength Discord showed were him casually lifting a large tree from the ground in 'Three's a Crowd' and kicking Doctor Whooves high and far into the air in the comics. Here it's no contest who's stronger.
Gwangi: This one's a complete turnaround, though, as Discord seems to be much faster than Bobobo. In the comics, Luna flew from the moon to Equestria in likely around 5 minutes or more. This would mean that she, Celestia, and Discord could fly at Mach 3771. And how fast is that in miles per hour, you may ask? 2,870,511 freakin' miles per hour, that's what!!
Kiryu: Bobobo was able to keep up with and jump onto a speeding train, and the top speed of a train is 300 miles per hour. Impressive, but nowhere near as fast as Discord.
Gwangi: Now this one's a bit of a toss-up. Bobobo's most impressive feat of durability is that during his final battle against Giga, Bobobo slammed the sun down on Giga with his bare hands, and the surface of the sun has a temperature of 9,941 degrees Fahrenheit.
Kiryu: While Discord has never been attacked before, since Celestia was imprisoned in the center of the sun, which has a temperature of 27,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and came out completely unharmed, she and possibly Luna would possess solar system level durability. And since both of them together couldn't stop Discord without the Elements of Harmony, it's likely that Discord is even more durable. How much, though, is debatable.
Gwangi: So we'd have to say that Discord is more durable.
Kiryu: However, the ultimate deciding factor of this battle was experience. Discord is not a fighter. The only time he's ever fought anything was when Celestia and Luna tried to stop him without the Elements, and even then we don't see the actual battle.
Gwangi: Bobobo, meanwhile, has fought all sorts of opponents, including other Hajikelists and beings potentially more powerful than himself. Hell, he even fought a black clone of himself in the manga. So in experience, Bobobo has this advantage in spades.
Kiryu: Discord, without any real combat experience, would therefore not use the full extent of his powers to their best, leaving him vulnerable to the way more battle-hardened Bobobo.
Gwangi: Discord just couldn't wig his way outta this fight.
Kiryu: The winner is Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.
+Way more experienced in battle
+Able to counter pretty much anything Discord could throw at him
+Much faster and more durable
+Reality warping on par with Bobobo's
-Nowhere near as experienced in battle
-Main methods of winning useless against Bobobo
-Overconfidence would prevent him from using the full extent of his powers